This page is inspired by my friends who convinced me that behind every great quote is a great person. In tribute to this, I present the quote page. NOTE: Most of these quotes come from unknown sources or from my friends so no copyright infringements or whatever intended. Also if you'd like to contribute to this, please don't hesitate to e-mail me.
FUNNY TV/MOVIE QUOTES:

"I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman."
- Simpsons

"So, you are going to ditch me, just like Hyde. Every day I come here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping for friendship and acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore?!!"
- Fez from That 70's Show

"Hello, House of Chicken? How big are your wings?"
- Fez from That 70's Show

"I'm broke as a joke."
- Ruthie from Real World

"I am the urine man...I clean the urine, I clean the pooh, aye-yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah."
- Colin [I think] Real World

From Austin Powers:
"You're hairy....like animal!"

"Ivana....Ivana Humpalot."

"I want chicken, I wan liver, meow mix, meow mix please deliver."

"I lost my mojo."

"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."

"I'm dead sexy!"

"I will call him....mini-me."

"He's bigger than the corn chunks in my crap."

"I'm hip, I'm cool...a tuk, a tuk, a tuk, a tuk."

"I hope my family isn't watching."
- Joey McIntyre on Loveline

ANGELS:

"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
- Luciano de Crescenzo

"To see angels, we must look with our heart. Be loving and someone will see the angel in you."
-unknown

Friends are Angels who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

LOVE and LOSS:

"We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their heads."
- Walker Percy

"You never lose by loving someone. You always lose by holding back on that love." - Plato

"Some people care too much. I think it's called love."
Winnie the Pooh

"It is better to love somebody that you cannot have than to have somebody that you cannot love."
-Unknown

"To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world."
-Unknown

"You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back."
-Unknown

"I'm afraid because you are the single most important being to ever grace my existance."
-Pacey, Dawson's Creek

"If we could share this world below, If we could learn to love.....If we could share this world below, We'd need no world above." - Ray Faraday Nelson

"You complete me."
-Jerry Maguire

"That's an excellent time."
-Empire Records

“I love you now, I love you always.”
-Joe Black from “Meet Joe Black”

"To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own."
- Abraham Lincoln

"Love doesn't hide. It stays and fights. It goes the distance. That's why God made love so strong. So it can carry you. All the way home."
- a monologue (from Touched By an Angel)

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
- anonymous

"It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."

"Love suddenly, for the one you care for might not be around tomorrow. But love deeply, else, your words mean nothing at all."

"When I met you, I was scared to like you
When I liked you, I was scared to lose you
When I kissed you, I was scared to love you
And now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you."

"To love means to give your heart
To love means to give your all
When you find that special someone
Out of love you'll never fall"

"Love is hard to find
Easy to lose
And hard to forget"

"Kiss me like you were to kiss me for the very first time, Hold me like you were to hold me for the very last"

"If there's a pain in your heart
Let me know...
If I'm the cause of your pain
Let me go"

"Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own"

"I've searched the stars and the heavens for the perfect love, but here on earth is where I found you"

"Don't be afraid to lose what was never meant to be"

"True love is like time, it will never end or die"

"Sometimes you have to let a person go in order to find out if there's still something there to hold on to"

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world"

"I always knew I'd look back on my tears and laugh, but I never thought I'd look back on my laughter and cry"

"Better by far, you would forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad"

"Learn from the past, live for today, dream of tomorrow"

"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

"Be yourself, because those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter"

"If you haven't found anything in your life worth dying for, then your life isn't worth living"

"There are many things in this world that will catch your eye, but there are few that will catch your heart"

"Listen to your heart, for your heart can see things your eyes can't"

"To love is one thing, to be loved is something else, but to be loved by the one you love is everything"

"Love makes time pass, time makes love pass"

"Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again"

"The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, because love isn't love 'till you give it away"

"I searched for my soul, my soul I did not see. I search for happiness, happiness I did not see. I searched for true love like you and I found all three"

"Love is like sand: If you hold it too tightly, it will slowly slip out of your hands"

"Some people think it’s stronger to hold on some people think it’s stronger to let go."

"I was born when I kissed you, and I died when I left me, but I lived during the time you loved me."

"Who do you turn to when the person who’s supposed to wipe away your tears is the one giving them to you?"

"If you cry over losing the sun, the tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.”

"If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear the pain of loss...our lives will be empty, our loss greater"

"You will never truly understand the happiness of love...unless at one point you've suffered the pain of loss"

"How can I love someone else, when I can't even love myself enough to know
when it's time to let go"

“Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift.”

“To be loved is to live forever in someone’s heart.”

“Kisses are words that cannot be written.”

“It’s okay to be a follower as long as the leader is your heart.”

“If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.”

“Love is worth waiting for, and when you are finally ready to give your heart to me, you’ll know that my heart was already yours.”

“You know it’s love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.”

“I shed a tear into the ocean, and when I find it again, that’s when I’ll stop caring for you.”

“The heart already knows what the mind can only dream of, trust your heart.”

“A heart truly in love never loses hope but always believes in the promise of love no matter how long the time and how far the distance.”

“Love is a magical dream, existing forever in our minds.”

“When we dream alone, it remains only a dream. When we dream together, it is not just a dream, it is the beginning of reality.”

“When I saw you, I liked you"
when I liked you, I kissed you
when I kissed you, I loved you
when I loved you, I lost you.”

FRIENDS:

"But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life. And thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine." -Thomas Jefferson

"The key is to trust people to be who they are. Instead, we trust who we want them to be, and when they aren't, we cry."
-David Duchovny

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
-Unknown

"What do you do when all your enemies are friends?"
-Foo Fighters, Monkey Wrench

"A friend - the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out."
-unknown

"A friend in need is a friend indeed" -
albanian proverb

"People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be there."

"There is no such thing as strangers, only friends that we have not yet met." - Unknown

"I will not drag you along; I will not leave you alone; I will standby you and have my hand there for you to hold when you need to."

"A part of you has grown in me together forever we shall be, never apart, maybe in distance, but not in heart"

"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country."
-E.M. Forster

"A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines."
-Benjamin Franklin

"When you part from your friend, you grieve not; for that which you love most in him may be clearer in his absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain."
-Kahlil Gibran

"I'd rather walk in the dark with a friend, then walk in the light alone."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes."
-Unknown

"A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself."
-Frances Ward Weller

"Friends seem to be like aspirin: we don't really know why they makes a sick person feel better but they do."
-Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Frank Morgan as the Wizard of Oz To Cowardly Lion:
"As for you my fine friend, you are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger, you have no courage. You're confusing courage with wisdom.
To Tin Man:
"..and remember, my sentimental friend,that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved, by others. "If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with." The lesson Dorothy learned.

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." - Aristotle

LIFE:

"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards."
- Soren Kierkegaard

Life is so amazing sometimes. Just when you think you've lost something so vital, so intertwined with your life, you find something else to give your life meaning. Do I sound obsessive? I hope not. I just never thought there was someone like him out there. Someone who could make me think and feel such strong emotions. He cares about me. He does. I know he does. And that simple fact drives me from day to day. I've finally found someone who cares. And someone who I care about."
-Joslyn (solely.nu)

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."
-Unknown

"Life has no rehersals, only performances."
-Unknown

"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned in life: it goes on."
-Robert Frost

"It's a funny thing about life; If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." -
Somerset Maugham

"Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be achieved." - William Jennings Bryan

"When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure."
- Peter Marshall

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.
- Gilda Radner

"Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative."
-Unknown

"Too many of us stay walled because we are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." - Joe Louis

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 haswasted 30 years of his life.
-Muhammed Ali

Life is a dream, the only thing real is you
-anonymous

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

"Those who have not tasted the bitterest of life's bitters can never appreciate the sweetest of life's sweets."
Chinese proverb

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.
-Forest Gump

"Life is like mail- sometimes you just don't get it!"
Anonymous

"Dance like no one's watching; Love like you'll never be hurt; Sing like no one's listening; Live like it's heaven on earth." - William Pukey

"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we see through it."

"Life: Nobody gets out alive." - J. Q. Pelegano

ORIGINALITY:

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note."
- Doug Floyd

"Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else and thinking something different."
-Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

"Good timber does not grow with ease. The stronger the wind the stronger the trees."
- Williard Marriott

"The greatest thing in the world is to know how to be one's own self." - Montaigne

This above all: to thine own self be true. And it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare (Hamlet)

THE FUTURE:


"I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority."
- E.B. White

"The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation."
- Pearl S. Buck

"The Grand essentials of happiness are: Something to do, Someone to love, And something to hope for."
-Allan K. Chalmers

“Fate, it can only take you so far, but once you’re there, it’s up to you to make it happen.”

LIFE’S ASPECTS:

"Find the seed at the bottom of your heart and bring forth a flower."
- Shigenori Kameoka

"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."

"People are like stained-glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." - Elizabeth Kübler-Ross

"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
P. J. O’Rourke

"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." from "Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger

"Reality is merely an illusion, but a very persistent one!"
-Albert Einstein

"Sarcasm is the protest of the weak." from "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"Always say some prayers at night because it might turn out that there is a God." from "A Separate Peace"

I'm not a teacher, but an awakener.
-Robert Frost

SUCCESS:

"The highway to success is forever under construction.If you reach your destination you have traveled nowhere." - Author Unknown

"To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.This is to have succeeded!"
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When you have completed 95% of your journey, you are halfway there." - Japanese proverb

THINKING:

"Where all thinking is the same, there is very little thinking,"
Confucious

"Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much." - Walter Lippman

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who
think."

"I hear, and I forget. I see, and I remember. I do, and I understand." - Unknown

STRUGGLES AND TAKING CHANCES:

“You’ll never discover new oceans if you refuse to lose sight of the shore.”

"I did not get to this point on the merits of my wins, but rather by the lessons of my losses."

"If you suffer and forgive those who made you suffer, you are the stronger
of the two." - Derek Ivany

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never tastes of death but once." - William Shakespeare

"I used to complain because I had no shoes, then one day I met a man who had no feet.."

Never resist a temporary inconvenience, when it can result in a permanent achievement
-anonymous

"The important thing in life, is not to triumph, but to struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well. To spread these precepts is to build up a stronger and more valiant, and above all, more scrupulous and generous humanity." - Baron Pierre de Boubertin

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself." - Unknown

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if we really want something, or we just thought we did." - Unknown

"Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up."
- anonymous

"Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying." - Harry Anderson

"Those who suffer alone, suffer most." - Shakespeare

"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

".. There is a war going on in us, ourselves against ourselves." - Plato.

LAUGHTER and HAPPINESS:

“When you feel down because you didn’t get what you wanted, just sit tight and be happy because God has something better in store for you.”

"Everybody laughs in the same language."

You cannot command someone to be happy. Sharing your joy,
however, will enrich those of whom it is shared. -annonymous

"Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot; others transform
a yellow spot into the sun." - Pablo Picasso

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow."
- Helen Keller

"Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don’t know how to laugh either."
- Golda Meir

"Laughing or crying is what a human being does when there is nothing
else he can do." - Kurt Vonnegut

INSPIRATION:

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
-Helen Keller

"God never made His work for man to mend."
- John Dryden

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
- Les Brown

"The only time a man can be truly brave.. is when he is afraid."

"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance."

"Hate is a bottomless cup, only when you tilt the pitcher up does
it stop pouring."

"Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no
birds sang there except those that sang best." - Henry Van Dyke

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor
Roosevelt

"Yes and No are the easiest words in the English language, yet sometimes, they are the hardest ones to say." - Claire Woodbridge

"Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory."
- Betty Smith

"Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end."
Semi-Sonic (from "Closing Time")

One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
-Helen Keller

Experience can teach only what you are willing to learn.
-anonymous

"Music expresses that which cannot be said, and on which it is impossible to be silent."
-Victor Hugo

"The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does."
-Unknown


LIARS:

"A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens car fester forever."
-Jessamyn West

"The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart."
-Saint Jerome

"Liars are fools who only fool themselves."
-Unknown

"I never exaggerate. I just remember big."
--Chi Chi Rodriguez

A half truth is a whole lie.
-yiddish proverb

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and 5 minutes to ruin it.
-Warren Buffet

GUYS AND GIRLS:

Gals:
God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Pick-up line:
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?"

Girl quote:
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."

Guys:
God gave you a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons.

Guy quote:
"Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your beer."

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem

"God made woman from man's rib -- not from his head to top him,
nor from his feet to be walked upon, but from his side to be his partner
in life, from under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart
to be loved by him."


FINALLY....... Stuff to Know For Survival
by FudgeSunni@aol.com

Going on Dates:
§ Never eat any sort of pasta, especially spaghetti.
§ Never, I mean never, mention your ex's. Never!
§ Trust your gut at all times. (If you have a bad feeling you better respond to it!)
§ Your date is nervous too, trust me.
§ If you're on a dinner date, actually eat the food.
§ Wait until the second or third date until the big kiss.
§ Your date would actually like to hear you speak. So speak up!
§ Don't worry about what your friends think about your date.

Breaking Up:
§ Stay friends with your ex's. Just because you broke up doesn't mean you can't talk to them anymore.
§ Never break up in a letter, on the phone, or on-line. Break up face to face.
§ Don't get jealous if you see your ex with somebody else. Just move on. Puppy love comes and goes.
§ Don't be so dependent on your significant other in the first place.

School:
§ Pay attention in class. This is the only guaranteed way to make good grades.
§ Try not to hate taking notes. They are the easiest to study from for a test and are in outline form already :)
§ Study for tests. Making good grades on daily work, yet bombing a test can still make your grade suffer.
§ Just chatting/goofing with your friends will drive the teacher nuts and you lose valuable information the teacher tells you.
§ Never argue with your teacher-it can hurt your effort/conduct grade.
§ Leave your magazines, pagers, cell phones, and other personal stuff (except make-up, a brush, and "time of the month" stuff for the girls) at home.
§ Remember, school is for learning, not something to blow off.
§ Don't overload your backpack. You can strain your back.

Shopping:
§ Always browse the sales rack. Good finds at great prices!
§ Don't buy clothes that are too small. Size is just a number, not your life.
§ Don't buy something that's "in" if you don't like it.
§ Try everything on before you buy it and really examine yourself in the mirror. Is it you? Does it look good on you? If not, don't buy it.
§ Why do you people spend $60 on Tommy jeans? That is way overpriced and Tommy Hilfiger is just another high priced designer that over prices their products.
§ Buy shoes that fit. How can you walk in a shoe that's too small?
§ Always check places like Marshall's, TJ Maxx, Wal-Mart, and other stores like those to find some designer labels (think Tommy Hilfiger and Gap) because most places like that have designer clothes that are just a little irregular.
Animals:
§ Treat animals with care. Animals have feelings too.
§ Go ahead and adopt a pug-faced dog or a fluffy cat. Its always nice to give an animal a home (especially animals from your local pound or animal shelter).

Friends:
§ Don't ditch your friends for your date.
§ You only need 1 best friend, but you can have as many close friends as you wish.
§ If you share, treat the object like it was your own.
§ If you borrow a friend's outfit, wash it before you give it back. It's just nice to treat your friend's stuff with respect like you would with your own stuff.

People in General:
§ Treat people the way you want to be treated.
§ Don't laugh at old people. You'll be old one day too and teenagers will do that to you too, unless you raise your kids not to.

Attitude:
§ Don't spread untrue rumors about anyone just to appear "cool" and just because you don't like the person.
§ Admit that you're wrong every once and awhile.
§ Saying sorry can change a lot in an argument if you really mean it.
§ Being mean to people is stupid and rude.